- Write angry letter to Duane Reade regarding exorbitant price of Mach 3 replacement blades and illiteracy of employees
- Sell books back to NYU Bookstore for $4.75, for a total net profit of -$75.00
- Clean roommate’s funky food out of fridge
- Dance like no one is watching
- Sell old Beanie Babies to pay off college tuition loans
- Take a dump in the bathroom at the Met
- Conceal funky food in roommate’s mattress
- Recycle excess wire hangers
- Compile portfolio of writing samples (note: angry letters to Duane Reade not acceptable)
- Send dream journal to publishing company… again
- Destroy evidence of former obsession with the fat guy from Nsync
