We TV is Women’s Entertainment Television, very intentionally abbreviated so as not to be known as “Wet V” and take on a whole new connotation (girls making out). In case it wasn’t obvious from shows like Bridezillas and Women Behind Bars, people that watch this channel are out of their minds. But wait, there’s more. As if round-the-clock programming showcasing women at their craziest wasn’t enough, We TV has online webisodes that are chock full of nuts. Example? Puppy Weddings, a show that takes itself way too seriously. (Apparently the only things women respond to: puppies, and weddings, weddings, WEDDINGS!!) Now I love puppies as much as the next mentally challenged toddler/woman, but I’ve honestly never felt that animal weddings were cute or even kitschy. They’re just creepy. In the event that you do encounter a woman watching We TV, online or on cable, do not make eye contact, drop any chocolate you may be holding, and back slowly out of the room.
