Lots of kids have nicknames, especially when they’re small. I had quite a few, and following, are my favorite among them (some of them stick to this day):
10. Thelma
9. Goggle face
8. Little Tina Turner
7. Cupcake
6. Firecrotch
5. Ali Baba
4. Fat ass
3. Cheesesteak
2. Al Gore
1. The Muskrat
