“Will you hold my wiener?”
“Can I interest you in some… meat?”
“Meat. Wiener. Penis! Get it?? Ha ha! Seriously though, wanna fuck?”
“Hey I hear okra is an aphrodisiac.”
“This bratwurst is pretty big… but I mean, Vienna sausages are good too…”
“I came to this thing last year and had wicked diarrhea for about two days. Can I get your number?”
“I’d like to get my mouth around those hams.”
“If I were a superhero, my superpower would be meat vision. Want to go back to my place and watch X-Men 2?
“This place is kind of a sausage fest. Wanna hit my place for some tacos?”
“Yeah, smoked ribs are good, but I prefer smoking pole.”
“Would you like to finish my brisket? I like girls with big asses.”
