To-Do List: 5/7/08

- Write angry letter to Duane Reade regarding exorbitant price of Mach 3 replacement blades and illiteracy of employees

- Sell books back to NYU Bookstore for $4.75, for a total net profit of -$75.00

- Clean roommate’s funky food out of fridge

- Dance like no one is watching

- Sell old Beanie Babies to pay off college tuition loans

- Take a dump in the bathroom at the Met

- Conceal funky food in roommate’s mattress

- Recycle excess wire hangers

- Compile portfolio of writing samples (note: angry letters to Duane Reade not acceptable)

- Send dream journal to publishing company… again

- Destroy evidence of former obsession with the fat guy from Nsync

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