A Letter to My Roommate, After Moving Out
I just wrote and sent this to my former roommate, and thought it was so poetic it deserved to be shared: You did not send me any electric bill. You were supposed to pay it, and then I would reimburse you for half. Please tell me you paid it. Also, I was pretty pissed off … Read more
Americans Pretending to Be British
I’m gonna file this entry under the category, “You Know What Really G’s and G?” as in, “grinds my gears,” “gets my goat,” and “gripes my Grandma.” And I’ll tell you what G’s my G – Americans pretending to be British. Let’s begin. So it seems like everyone has at least one person in their … Read more
What a Deal!
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Conversations I Fantasize About Having with Family Members
Me: What are your thoughts on Miley Cyrus? 11 Year Old Cousin: You mean Hannah Montana? Me: Whatever. 11 Year Old Cousin: She sucks and is an embarrassment to young females of my generation. Me: Yes, I agree. 11 Year Old Cousin: Yeah, she sucks major donkey balls. Me: Totes for real. 11 Year Old … Read more
Happy America Day
It’s the 4th of July, and this is the first time I’ll be in New York to celebrate our nation’s independence from high prices and finance charges. Normally, if I were back in Maryland, I would spend the night at my grandmother’s house, wake up at about 8am to eat Costco danishes, watch the parade, … Read more
I’m Addicted to CL
Since I’ve been looking for a new apartment, I’ve become absolutely addicted to Craig’s List. And not in a good way. Not in an ironic, cruising-through-personals-just-to-laugh-at-how-pathetic-they-are-whilst-I-myself-am-equally-pathetic-and-cruising-personals-as-entertainment kind of way. I am chronically checking to see if there are new apartments available in the no-fee section and sending dozens of emails trying to set up appointments … Read more
OP ED: Bloggers Blogging Make Me Blog
So I was cruising around WordPress looking for interesting blogs I could comment on as a means of slyly directing more traffic to my blog. I searched for tags like, “comedy,” “humor,” “cupcakes,” etc., anything I find remotely interesting. The amount of boring-ass ugly blogs that came up was astounding. And many of them were … Read more
Free Stuff on Craig’s List
That’s what she said (huhuhuhuh…). It gets better: THANKS TO THE MANY SMART ONES WHO HAVE RESPONDED AND THANKED ME….THE FOLLOWING IS ANOTHER EMAIL i RECEIVED… “i realize your point, that the BEST time to transplant bushes is in the fall, BUT you can successfully transplant bushes n o w….and some of us are on … Read more
